queen-neyde:

assgod:

we stan a sober queen

(Source: internetdumpsterfires, via the-shady-gay)

daveydiscoballs:

(via rhimjob)

clarisimart:

The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:

Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!

(via danny-junior)

stephendann:

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

(Source: automodownremade, via perks-of-being-chinese)

smstransformers:

smstransformers:

burningitdownn:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

Why only may?

Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

(via little-gay-swimmer-boys)

comrade-bastard:

sailorbrazil:

iamoutofideas:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

(via corpish)

budacub:

sapamanders:

sapamanders:

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

fuck this goddamned hellsite

(via danny-junior)

im-prada–u-nada:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

theconfusedshitshow:

prince-of-sweaters:

reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays

to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you

(via little-gay-swimmer-boys)

babyfairy:

turing-tested:

im losing my fucking mind over this video

WHAT IS GOING ON?

(via smosh)